Thursday, November 02, 2006

Bust out the Brooms


Exclusive! Late-breaking! Investigation! If you hear those words on the news alot over the next 30 days, there's a good reason.

It's sweeps month again.

During this month, people in my business roll out their titillating stories... trying to convince people to tune in. In return for the good ratings, our station gets to charge more for advertising. Then our bosses make more money, and everyone is happy. Good times.

Anyway, hang in there. It'll be over soon. You won't have to deal with sweeps stunts until... February. Hmmm, that's not too far off. I better start researching some sexy, exclusive, late-breaking stories.

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