Friday, August 11, 2006

He's Officially Off His Rocker


Tom Cruise is officially nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake. He invited British soccer star David Beckham and his wife to see the new baby, Suri.

However, the Beckhams were a little shocked by the list of rules they'll have to follow.

"Apparently they can't take any photographic equipment, they're banned from touching Suri and they're not allowed to do any baby-talk around her," a source tells Life and Style magazine.

I still don't even think the child exists. And I think Tom needs to "cruise" straight on over to the looney bin.

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